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Learning to smoke →
I didn’t know how to hold it. My fingers, clamped on the little cigarette, looked porcine, oversized, poorly positioned. The smoke, ashy and light, filled my mouth, made my eyes water. I coughed on every drag, even though I barely inhaled. I covered all this up by walking fast, figuring I’d just look like a man with places to go, a busy man, smoking his daily fact of life, not a poser considering...
December 2009
3 posts
ANTAGONISTIC BOOKS: How To make a book that sets... →
11 US Presidents But Only 1 Queen →
Like FML, but for optimists! →
The other day I saw a teenage girl walking down the sidewalk with a bag of pennies, stopping periodically to put one on the ground. When I asked her what she was doing she replied, “I want everyone to have good luck.” She GMH.
GivesMeHope is the nauseatingly saccharine response to FMyLife.
I thought I hated the uniformity of FML’s “Today, […]. FML” but it...
November 2009
2 posts
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Lantern Day! →
“The flame of your Pier One Imports decorative lantern will always flicker in the direction of the eldest virgin in the room, just like in the olden days, and if you look directly into the flame, you will see the faces of all of your deceased relatives who were sent to hell when they died.”
Shark Performs Impromptu C-Section →
Just like in Twilight.
May 2009
7 posts
Dear Esther
I found this strange Half-Life 2 mod called Dear Esther, billing itself as an interactive ghost story. I watched the promo video while downloading it, and I fell in love. I can’t wait to play it.
Alice - 18 rows, 18 collumns →
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